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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09
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Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Why are men today so pussiefied?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?